π§ About the Rug-O-Meter π
"Because someone's gotta save your poor financial decisions"
WTF is Rug-O-Meter?
Welcome to the only website your degenerate wallet actually needs. Rug-O-Meter is your personal crypto bodyguard against the shadiest rugpulls lurking in the depths of BSC, Solana, and whatever chain you're gambling on this week.
We use advanced algorithms (trust us bro) to analyze tokens and determine if you're about to get absolutely REKT or if you might actually survive until tomorrow. Think of us as your friend who actually reads the whitepaper before aping in (unlike you, degenerate).
Whether you're FOMOing into a "100x gem" your favorite influencer just shilled or you're trying to figure out if your Telegram group admin is about to vanish with your funds, we're here to help with a totally scientific rug score.
The Degen's Guide to Rug Pulls
Can't tell a legitimate project from a honeypot? Here's how to spot a rug faster than a dev team can drain the liquidity pool:
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The "SafeElonBabyDoge" Syndrome
If it has more than two memecoins in its name, your funds are already gone.
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The "Anonymous Team" Classic
Devs with anime PFPs, zero LinkedIn profiles, and a Discord that launched yesterday? Pure comedy.
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The "Trust Me Bro" Liquidity Lock
Liquidity locked for 2 days is not the flex they think it is.
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The "Dev Wallet Cleanse"
When 69% of the supply sits in one wallet, it's not for "marketing" - it's for their Lambo.
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The "Copy-Pasta" Contract
Forked code with only the token name changed, and they didn't even bother to fix the comments.
β οΈ DISCLAIMER: This is NOT financial advice. It's barely even advice. We're just here to point and laugh while you ape into obvious scams. If you lose your life savings on a token called "CumRocketElonSafeMoonInu," that's between you, your wallet, and whatever god you pray to for 1000x gains.